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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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Dick Hands

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.
You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .
by Peanutbuttervibezz April 18, 2018
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Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
by Robdawggy August 31, 2018
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Feversham Handshake

A handshake popularized in Feversham, Ontario, Canada, where 2 men stirnly look eachother in the eye, grab eachothers genitals, and shake firmly. Often times they smell their hands after in approval of their neighbors and to confirm that person came from the Feversham clan.
"Is Jim Bob going around givin people that Feversham handshake again?!"
by Dr. Mantis-Tobaggan September 15, 2018
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shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.
Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.
by Barkmenter September 23, 2018
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English Handshake

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
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