not the mousing hand
the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn
the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn
the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
by Other Hand November 7, 2012
Get the left hand mug.A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.
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stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.
Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007
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by aliberalgirl July 7, 2008
Get the Handy mug.When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
by JeffR November 29, 2007
Get the jesus hands mug.A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
by M Digga August 24, 2006
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