Going to see Paul

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Based upon the Glade 'Touch 'n' Fresh' advert where the boy will only do a poo at his friend Paul's house.

Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Just going to see Paul, be back in 10!

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

going Depp

acting out in a bizarre and semi-violent alcohol infused manner towards your partner. a la Johnny Depp

i am so going Depp on your ass when we get home...

by LuckyParker September 3, 2016

going to the grocery store

This is what you dad says when he’s about to leave you.

Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store

Person one: *silence*

by John Hugo November 17, 2019

Just going to have a couple drinks

Getting blackout

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.

by Smashley8 April 25, 2016

I'm going to Hell for this

When you do/say something that angers a lot of people and you're sure you'll get into a lot of trouble.

I pissed of a moderator, I'm going to Hell for this!

by Trolluminati October 4, 2015

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014

going republican

The moment you decide not to give niggas anything.

Guy 1.Let me hold five dollars fam.

Guy 2. I thought I told you I'm going Republican on y'all niggas. I can't do it.

by 3rdfromthego February 27, 2009