Google Plus

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Gretchen: OMG Bethany you should totally add me on Google plus

Bethany: Shut up Gretchen, no one cares about you, just like no one cares about google plus.

by I_dont_like_sand_ November 8, 2016

google rich

When someone appears to be rich from a Google search of their name but in reality is not.

"Oh wow, he is rich!"
"No, he's just Google rich. He actually struggles to pay his rent."

by sanguinewiggly December 30, 2016

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016

Google Contribution

The meaning of Google Contributions is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat

my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation

by Monty Grail April 19, 2018