useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.

Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.

by b00fhead September 27, 2010

Fuck Texas

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.

Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!

by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014

fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

by SlutVista March 10, 2016

fuck weed

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.

"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"

by Katie84 February 22, 2009

National Fuck Off Day

National fuck off day is well, everyday.

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day

by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018

ain't give a fuck

An expression to mean that one does not care, emphasized by the disregard of grammar in the statement itself.

Observe the Honey Badger, as he ain't give a fuck about nothing.

by iamprobablygoingtohell July 31, 2013

Fuck You

A term used to say you strongly hate or dislike someone. You mostly say it to someone you are upset with, or someone you hate.

Tony: Jordon should stop helping with the project he is messing everything up.
Jack: ya, I don't like that guy
Jordon:Fuck you! Tony and you too Jack!

by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017