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mystery fruit 

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"
i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!
mystery fruit by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

menstrual fruit 

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.
"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

Asian fruit salad 

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
Asian fruit salad by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

California Fruit Salad 

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.
My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

Fresno Fruit Fetish 

When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.
John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries