Food Towel

A towel that is used to cover your lap while eating and work in a PC, playing a video game, watching television etc. It is part bib, part washcloth, and keeps food off the furniture and your hands clean.

Damn that food towel came in handy while wolfing down that bucket of KFC and playing FFXI on my laptop.

Dufus, you got gravy all over the TV remote. Where the hell is your food towel!

by Korva September 6, 2007

food swings

the fluctuation of appetite from day to day, whether it's between types of food or level of appetite.

Mary's food swings were so bad that guys didn't enjoy taking her out to dinner much.

by larkalucy December 17, 2008

Foodless

It´s an adjective which describes situation when people have no food or very small amount of it. It´s more logic word than famine is.

No food in the fridge, i guess we are foodless.

by Saetri April 18, 2009

Foopa Juice

Foopa juice is created when sweat developed under the foopa of a woman drips down into said woman's vagina and ferments there.

Dude, you can see foopa juice stains on her jeans...

by thisisforkillgore May 29, 2009

FoodBall

A FoodBall is a ball which contains all sorts of food within it. It can be played like a real ball, to throw at someone or even open up and feast upon the nutritious content inside.

Who needs a Jabulani when you have FoodBall.

Yay, Lets play FoodBall with Vimilyn's floorball stick!

Wow, didn't know food could taste so fun with FoodBall!

by Foodballerz August 14, 2010

football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

by Society Kills January 8, 2012

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017