Flexhaustion

Extreme fatigue felt about a day later from doing an activity. Often experienced in Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/ Myalgic Encephalitis (CFS/ME) after a small amount of exertion such as walking slowly for five minutes or taking a shower.

I took a shower yesterday and today I’m bedbound from flexhaustion

by DrSpoonie April 4, 2019

Flextension

rope to hang the Political Class with;

Get me a flextension and I'll do it now

by Guido_Fox April 8, 2019

flexwear

An industry term for stylish clothing that can fit, or flex, into any situation.

"I have an early tee time with the boss, happy hour with the team, and date night with the Mrs. with no time to change! Thankfully johhnie-O is the master of flexwear and I don't have to worry about it."

by jonnieobsessedwithflexwear April 28, 2019

Flextrubate

The act of flexing with one arm in a mirror whilst mastrubating in a mirror to yourself. Usually performed by men named Kenny or Thad.

After the party was a flop, Kenny went home to lick his wounds and flextrubate.

by Cooter75 August 6, 2019

flexceptive

A portmanteau neologism of "flexible" and "deceptive". Its use is as an abstraction away from deceptive, which in itself is a flexible and tricky word in English. Instead of making the usage of "deceptive" more explicit, it emphasizes the vagueness of the word.

If needing to combine flexibly and deceptively, it becomes "flexceptively".

No relation to the similarly named "flexception".

"Deceptively simple" can mean both more simple than it appears and less simple than it appears; a pretty flexceptive phrase.

All the best double-agents are flexceptive AF.

That series of statutes is so flexceptive it will need a whole new branch of Law and generations of litigators just to understand the true intent, let alone enforce it.

by pogeddaboudit September 5, 2019

Flexhater

Somebody who hates on another person due to the heat or "drip" of a flex

"All these people are flexhaters. They're jealous of my drip.

by MantooShady September 8, 2019