when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.
I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.
by jugghead23 May 2, 2003
Get the fart cake mug.An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
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You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"
by Wierd_Ass_Karma May 11, 2014
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by Jwidjjjsjk April 16, 2020
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"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"
by Revealer March 4, 2009
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Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
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