face full of puh

dining at a pink taco stand or eating a trick

"I was getting a face full of puh last night. It was awesome."

by Lee McChesney April 26, 2008

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

face paint

colored cum on i persons face

I face painted that bitches face like a artist

by ccfgfbnfc December 5, 2002

face raping

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, when he puts his hands on her head, stands up and proceeds to face rape her.

This one time, this chik was giving mike a blowjob on the couch, when he stoodup and grabbed my head and thrust his dick all over in my mouth, thereby face raping me. Bastard cummed in my eye too....and then he gave me $3 for gas to get home.

by Jewls765 March 8, 2007

face owned

Being owned in a severe mannar, such as a head shot. Also said as pwnt face.

*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Vazh says: you just got face owned

by Vazh September 1, 2006

face wood

Sticking your tongue out when you are wearing a surgical mask.

I was so mad at my co-worker I gave them face wood.

by act5031 October 29, 2011