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Exclamation Point

A question mark that has been straightened out by God, if you put your faith in Him for things you don’t understand—when you are in the valley where life seems unfair, yet you wait upon His grace and goodness to turn things around.
Whenever you find yourself in those dark places (breakup, betrayal, death, debt, divorce, hurt, job loss, sickness, …), know that God can turn your question marks into exclamation points.
by MathPlus December 30, 2018
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Exchange Rape

When you are about to go on holiday and need to change to foreign currency at the last minute, only to find that they are offering a poor exchange rate. This may be on a ferry crossing or at the airport, or when you use an ATM in the foreign country only to find out later that your bank screwed you over.
Guy back from holiday: What's this on my bank statement? $22 for a cup of coffee and a bagel??

Friend: mate that is exchange rape if I ever saw it

Guy on Ferry: I wanted to switch some money over to Euros before we dock, but I changed my mind after seeing the exchange rape
by Fezzington September 25, 2009
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Excitable Boy

Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.

A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.

Lyrics:

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.
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Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
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energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie October 12, 2015
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excuse me miss

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"
by Wilshire July 3, 2008
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Excel Raeburn

Yllek is so cool. With her fleece hat and extra large gumboots with alchol in them <3
by Maddy February 3, 2004
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