Wedding Drunk

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.

After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.

by Bloozmann January 27, 2010

Tomflynn drunk

The obscene amount of drunk rarely reached by individuals larger than 120lbs. A seasoned drinker becoming Tomflynn drunk is a seldom seen sight.

"dude i was tottaly TFD last night"
"tottaly 'effin drunk?"
"na bro, i was tomflynn drunk, 20 beers and 8 shots"

by chamoore13 January 28, 2010

church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

stupid drunk

To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.

Man, we got stupid drunk last night!

by dirte June 12, 2006

bike drunk

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003