Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009

douchebaggery

Of douche; Acting like or implying a douche bag; lame

What kind of douchebaggery is this?

by Denfro Licious June 14, 2006

dochebag

A hopelessly addicted gambler with a propensity for drunken buffonary

Marc is such a dochebag, he lost a grand on the Bruins and then got booted from the club for puking in a wine bucket

by Josh Cap March 11, 2008

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

Douchebagger

Ajerk: a mean or rude person especially on the Internet; An Individual of self esteem: the liberal opposite of a tea bagger

(liberal)
(opposite)
(Self Esteem)
(Douchebagger)

by Justiceis not4U March 5, 2010

Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010