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When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
by MathPlus February 18, 2019
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Dora the Explorer

Dora the explorer is a stupid whining 5 year old Illegal Mexican Immigrant Cunt who goes on every fucking dangerous adventure with a fucking whining homosexual fucking monkey named boots who whines everytime untill your ears gush with blood, How fucking Creative!

Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!

Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!

Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!

Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.

Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.

If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
Dora the Explorer Cunt Illegal Mexican Immigrant Fuck Elfen Lied
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Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
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Donald J. Trump

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.
Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."
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donald

a crazy hairstyle , a person that crys all the time, a guy that is wierd , that pokes you everywhere and a guy that that weres small small small shorts up to the butt
girl 1 ; hey i got a boyfriend named donald

girl2 you should dump him his not the right guy for you

ok plus i just meeted him
by mary123456789tormey September 3, 2012
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Donald

A insensitive, delusional, creepy, sex deprived, ugly bald rat looking freak of nature. The kind of guy that, even though is married, will grab the ass of a girl young enough to be his daughter, try to get her to sleep with him, excuse being his wife is"disabled" all the while claiming that he loves his wife and bitches about how disrespectful people are. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. The kind of guy you want to dress in full KKK robes, including hood, and send to Ferguson. This is the kind of "man" that you want to take out to the desert, beat him with a 2x4 full of rusty nails and leave for the coyotes except you wouldn't want to kill the coyotes with his putrid disease infested flesh
Guy : You make my dick jump, you give me a hard on
Girl: STFU don't be such a Donald
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Dora

A dumbass that thinks she knows Spanish but is a fucking retard as well as a pussy ass bitch that likes to get it one with a map and a monkey
Dora is a dumbass
by Hdhy vdybee z March 9, 2017
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