dieting orgy

a meeting of women held for the purpose of inspiring each other to become thinner by combining their weight loss with sexual ecstacy. The members of a dieting orgy are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.

It was the perfect dieting orgy. The group of models, ballerinas, and rhythmic gymnasts rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water, exercising, weighing, and measuring themselves. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best dieting orgy ever.

by wouldaben January 7, 2011

Diet Rugby

A common term used by Austrailians to refer to American Football.

"Oh! Did you see the game last night?!"
"Please! I don't watch that diet rugby crap!"

by anonymous293758 August 1, 2005

Diet DP

Double penetrating a fat chick

I just had a Diet DP

by jrhuddleston October 23, 2009

diet coke

Extension of the initialism DC, short for 'dirty chirpse'. A massively flirtatious comment; a filthy schweff.

creep: Your eyes are beauteous, green pools of tranquility, O paragon of womanhood.

girl: thanks a bunch

me: errm any diet coke up in here?

by Jocelyn Grant-Menzies August 31, 2011

'No Diet' Diet

When somebody doesn't eat in order to get quickly get rid of those extra five to ten lbs of unwanted fat. A temporary, milder form of anorexia, however, these individuals will usually resume their regular eating habits upon reaching their target weight goal.

Jill:"Hey Mary, do you want a fish taco?"

Mary:"Nah, I'm on the 'no diet' diet, I gotta lose 5 lbs. by Friday."

by Briellea November 19, 2010

IceCream Diet

When a person, usually female, wants to loose a little bit of weight without having to stop eating large consumptions of ice cream. In most cases, the person replaces balanced meals (breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner) with ice cream, that way their calorie intake is smaller than usual and they still get to eat tons of ice cream. 5 to as much as 15 pounds can be lost from this diet, however, be warned that the diet is known for its unhealthiness. Many people lack basic nutrition in this diet, and often find themselves tired all the time and dizzy.

"How do you eat so much ice cream but continue to loose weight?" -Person 1

"Isn't it obvious, I'm on the Icecream diet!" -Person 2

by icecreamloverr July 22, 2011