crotch goblin

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

by crotch checker March 14, 2005

crotch rot

A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene.


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Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine.
For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active.
Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days

by 8b839 December 11, 2003

Crotch Rocket

A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.

"Holly crap dude, Sarah is such a crotch rocket!"

"I know I hate it when she gives me the shoe!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

by Olivonius July 29, 2008

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

by hood4u July 18, 2007

wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005