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by Sithknight May 18, 2005
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OOKIE COOKIE

When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.
I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.
by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011
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nigel cookie

Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.

An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.

A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.

Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.

Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie

One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*
by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu
by brendan May 28, 2004
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Cookie dough that hoe

When feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and massage her cookies with your elbicles.
hey girl i'm hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster's hungry let me cookie dough that hoe
by tony isbell August 2, 2008
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Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.
"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"
by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003
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