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James Comey 

The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.

The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.

Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*
James Comey by Parzival1919 May 9, 2017
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1.) verb. To be funny.
2.) What comedians do.

It only makes sense.
Stupid English language. If haters hate, comedians comede dammit.
Douchey McChuulerson comeded on your status.
Comede by hamalololol September 16, 2010
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Merry Comeovermas 

A "warm" holiday greeting inviting someone to come to your place for a hook up. This holiday can be celebrated on any day of the year, but the fun usually doesn't begin until after midnight.
It's midnight and I'm feeling lonely. Wanna celebrate comeovermas?

Merry Comeovermas!

Cometishian 

A structure of tournament which has more skill and less luck. No buyins, no cash prizes. More a game of skill, a real cometishian, a sport.
Neil Channing was excited by the big cash buyin, big cash prize, skill-less luckfest, lazy non sport poker tournament that was running at his local casino.

Neil Channing was later disappointed when he heard the tournament had taken a 'Cometishian' style format where there were no buyins or cash prizes, a greater degree of skill was required and the event became more of a sport, a Cometishian.
Cometishian by Gullanian November 24, 2010

Dark Comedy 

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy
I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!
Dark Comedy by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019
Exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way.
Felicia was a comely lass.
comely by Rabbi Wenzel June 3, 2003

stoner comedy 

A colloquial term referring to a subgenre of movies depicting the use and/or the users of marijuana. Typically, such movies show marijuana use in an undemonized, comic, or even positive fashion, earning them a following as cult films. Marijuana use is one of the main themes, and inspires most of the action.
'Harold and Kumar' is a throwback to the 'Cheech & Chong' stoner comedy style like 'Up in Smoke.'