Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.

Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."

by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007

clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

by ROSS October 17, 2004

It's cool, dude

The exact opposite of cool. It's NOT cool. Usually said by sarcastic individuals while plotting revenge on whoever has said, thought or done something out of line, rude, disrespectful or just plain fucked up.

***WARNING: If you are the one hearing "It's cool, dude" be careful for at least the next few days if not years!!

Idiot: "Homie, I'm so sorry I talked all that trash to all of your friends and co-workers at that party last night. I was shitty drunk. Hope you still have your job Monday morning!"

Plotting person is deep in thought then replies with a sinister look on their face, "It's cool, dude. It's cool."

by Kim Danger Possible June 16, 2006

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

your cool

a phrase used with great sarcasm, to show that something is in fact, not cool at all. Can also be, shes cool, hes cool, theyre cool. Note the spelling and lack of apostrophe, this is very important.
Coined by the legenary O.J Goddard, exact date unknown.

"Wow, Your Cool..."
"She likes Good Charlotte AND Rammstein? Wow, shes cool..."

by O.M January 17, 2004