chunt

Chunt is cunt munt, that is, any discharge from the vagina.

She pulled out her tampon and chunt went everywhere!

I fucked her and there was chunt on my cock!

by philandeddy February 6, 2009

Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

clunt

A blunt with added cocaine.

He was rolling a clunt to smoke..

by friedman March 11, 2003

counter-mohsenation

the natural decrease of mohsenie (pl) living in one and one third square miles. also see mohsenation.

the milatary have had a great effect on the rate of counter-mohsenation in this area.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004

countacenta

a black black afican man of manly female

that countacenta lookin like bitch should uck my dick.

by rooroo February 11, 2005