Powerful queen cannon

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.

After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment

by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022

The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out

saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in

by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026