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Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"
He's got a touch of the cowels!
by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011
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Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
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cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
by rosa1234 February 7, 2012
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Cowboys'd

Losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn't matter and is no reason for celebration.

Having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.
Going into overtime against the Cleveland Browns and winning. It doesn't matter because it's against the Browns.

I was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever....Cowboys'd!
by Mark Watson November 19, 2012
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cowboy brazilian

When two men wax each others buttholes and then do some ass play afterwards.
Mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?
by Your dogs sex toy January 10, 2014
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coworkerzoned

When a coworker, with whom you are friends, declares you to be "merely a coworker" thereby terminating the friendship.
My good friend at work, who happens to be very attractive and who I would totally ask out on a date if we did not work together, has totally coworkerzoned me. No more friendly banter or coffee talk. I have been demoted and expelled from the friendzone.
by 45t3r15k April 15, 2014
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Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 12, 2014
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