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Diet Coke Condom

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Ur waifu June 7, 2016
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Concetta

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.
Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?
by wolf868 February 3, 2010
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Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey
Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.
by mayanaze February 21, 2017
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Downloadable Content

Commonly abbreviated as DLC, it is...pretty straightforward. Content that you can download, usually for a certain price, which cannot be negotiated.
Microsoft has Downloadable Content for XBOX 360 games, which can be purchased with Microsoft Points
by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009
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half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.
3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed
by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013
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