Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

Pause Button OCD

This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.

This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.

Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.

"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"

by WatcherMark September 23, 2020

Snitch Button

Another name for reporting someone; when you dish it out but can't take it.

Me: gives a reasonable response
other user: "wHy ArE You So Mean?"
Me: go on, hit the snitch button and report me.

by Solomaster November 13, 2020

Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Snooze button

Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media

Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.

by J.K.O'Brien January 12, 2021

bryson button

A sexy ass mf that never misses, he also needs a big booty anime bitch.

Have you seen Bryson Button he’s hella cute and never misses you should be his friend‼️

by Aotman February 19, 2021