Definitions by J.K.O'Brien

Snooze button 

Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media

Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.

Snooze button by J.K.O'Brien January 12, 2021

Cracker Rich 

White suburbanite with a nice car, nice house, nice things, but very limited or zero disposable income. All the money goes to paying off debt (mortgage, car, credit card, student loans etc...).

My friends are all cracker rich, they have nice stuff but no money to do anything fun.

Cracker Rich by J.K.O'Brien September 21, 2014