weird flex but ok

*WARNING* this expression is never to be used in real life! Use this when someone says something to boost themselves in moral even though that that thing isn't very impressive or something that could be very demoralising for that person and the people surrounding them.

Example:
Normal person: Guys my mom just died

Heartless Epic Fortnite Gamer: Weird flex but ok. Lets get this bread

by 6ix9ine is g4y dont @ me November 21, 2018

nice guy, but a mean girl

noun: 1. A guy who is a people pleaser and always down to do something nice for anybody. But is easily influenced by pretty girls into doing something mean. 2. A boy version of Gretchen Weiners. 3. A guy who pulls pretty chicks by doing their dirty work. 4. A dude whose road dog status for pretty girls.

B. "So I gave her wrong directions, that gives you enough time to hit up the hot guys first."

G. "I love you, your such a nice guy, but a mean girl."

or
C. "Your homie is a D Bag when he's around hot chicks.

D. "Thats cause he's a mean girl ....what a pussy "

or
L. "How does this douche bag get all these ladies."

J. "He's a nice guy, but a mean girl"

L "That's lame"

by mealticket February 5, 2010

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

So close, but so far

Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.

~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"

by Cbusezxuknoit November 9, 2014

tissue but no toilet blumpkin

When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue

"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet

by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009

I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016