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annoying boyfriend

My annoying boyfriend won't let me get a dildo!
by Squirting September 16, 2016
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Cell Phone Boyfriend

1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!

2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
by LittlebitLost June 18, 2010
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crazy ex boyfriend

A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.
My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden
by Queen Elizabeth X| October 30, 2017
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Battery operated boyfriend (BOB)

Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand
by J.P041014 September 16, 2016
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boyfriend bombshell

When the girl you've been interested in chooses the most inopportune moment to inform you she has a boyfriend. Often followed by you punching a baby.
Guy: hey man, do you have any extra babies kicking around I can punch?

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: I'll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. We don't want it surviving said punch. Brb. Got 9 months of work ahead of me.

Guy: If you'd rather not work the full 9 months, I'd be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: :) you're the best! BTW, what has caused this baby punching tangent?

Guy: Well, I met this super cute girl the other day, and I was just about to tell her I was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombshell!

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: Harsh, dude! *hands dude a fresh baby*
by Dave-Landon August 20, 2012
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Boyfriend

Something some of us will never have
by Sexy beast124 March 27, 2019
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