Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

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Boston Butter Beer

A man drinks a drink, spits it into a girls mouth, then waits for the girl to have to pee it out. The girl then proceeds to pee it into the mans mouth

“Yeah Jessica and I did the Boston Butter Beer yesterday”

by Butterbeerbuster January 5, 2026

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When your obese female spouse shits on your stomach and pounds her ass on it, making a pancake. Then you put her milk from her lactating titties in her ass and fuck her until it turns into butter and spread it on your pancake. Then she pisses on it as a final touch. Spreading it on your dick, then feeding it to her.

Blake's mom gave me the best Boston Bay Breakfast the other morning. Licking my lips all day.

by thebutterchurner January 7, 2026

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Boston Ice Maker

When a male with another male, or female fills an asshole or vagina with ice cubes and proceeds to have penetrating sex. After mutual climax, the ice holder ejects the ice into a Stanley cup.

Nick showed Bridgette how the Boston Ice Maker works prior to sharing a Stanley of water before bed.

by KBSMNTBE2026 January 10, 2026

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boston scalabrine

When a male nuts in a girls vagina on her period and she defecates at the same time, causing a mixture. She then has to lick it, creating a Boston Scalabrine.

"Hey bro, whatever happened to that girl from the bar?"
"Oh that skunt? I gave her the Boston Scalabrine"

by currencydriven January 15, 2026

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