by hfurfhoushdyhfhdsbfjhfre July 24, 2022
Get the boston jonesmug. After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.
Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.
by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025
Get the Boston Red Sockmug. The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. The Predicesor to Boston market used to be called chicken then they changed there name for some unknown reason
by cyborg franky October 16, 2008
Get the Boston Chickenmug. Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good
by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015
Get the boston woodymug. The act of collecting and freezing your smegma into a rod shape then inserting it into your male partners anus
"I gave JJ a Boston frosty after the sports game last night."
"Logan's favorite adult activity is a Boston frosty"
"Logan's favorite adult activity is a Boston frosty"
by BostonFan1 May 22, 2024
Get the Boston Frostymug. To funnel hot liquid into the rectum of a victim then throw them into water all while acting like a stereotypical Indian
by Kandlstick October 22, 2022
Get the Boston Tea Partyingmug.