The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

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Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

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baby batter

semen and sperm...ejaculate

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!

by Wade November 27, 2004

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Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

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Bitterati

The collective name for a group of Z-list celebrity has-beens who have no better pursuit than trawling low-rent Topshop launches and dining in sould-destroying chain bars

"Darren Day knew that, from that fateful day when he was turned away from the door of Chinawhite, he had joined the Bitterati "

by Richard Snapples Esq. July 31, 2007

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