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Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.
A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
by Altoids tin February 11, 2024
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Beninging

It's either right before or right after the beginning or anything
In the beninging of everything
by Klecs Cobin February 21, 2024
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Bedging

Edging while in bed.
"What were you doing last night?"
"I was edging in bed."
"You mean you were bedging."
by projek7 February 21, 2024
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Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024
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Begging the degree to which

Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
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being fast

Being a whore.
Kelly-She fucked 7 dudes at once in the school bathroom in the disabled stall!
Sarah- oh wow I heard she’s in a wheelchair now!
Kelly- Yes, she’s being fast!
by Yah meannn March 11, 2024
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Begging it

When you’re doing an incredible amount of thankless work for other people
by Fulfiller March 15, 2024
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