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salad bar

There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.

Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.

Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.

Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
by Hostess March 27, 2005
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E Bar

Term used to describe an "emergency" dosage of of Alprazolam commonly known as Xanax, which generally comes in a bar-shaped pill, to combat acute symptoms of anxiety and depression. Situational examples include uncomfortable LSD trips, cocaine "comedowns", and personal tragedies.
Myles: Man, I snorted an 8-Ball before my bar mitzvah to make it interesting, but now I feel completely exhausted and depressed from the comedown.

Vaughn: Dude, just take an E Bar.

Myles: Fuck why didn't I think of that.
by backin98 December 27, 2009
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T Barring

The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.
Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.
by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010
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Willy Barring

The act of willy barring is an unknown insult to bar staff. It is a throw-outable offence, even if the offense commitors dont know what they have done.
"Right come on lads, no willy barring in here"
by Eddie Hefford November 13, 2007
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Bar o'clock

The unspoken time at which everyone goes out to the bar. This time varies by season, city, age group, and type of bar.
"When are you going out tonight?"... "I don't know, around bar o'clock"

"Alright guys, enough pre-gaming, it's bar o'clock"
by KevInBmore February 10, 2009
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