salad bar

There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.

Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.

Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.

Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.

Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*

by Hostess March 27, 2005

Mounds Bar

This act starts by rubbing coconut oil on a penis and a hand job. This is followed by chocolate syrup which is rubbed on to mix with the coconut oil. This is continued by giving a blow job. Once the man ejaculates, it is a tasty mixture of cum, chocolate, and coconut.

Dang baby, let me finish this meal off with a Mounds Bar.
I'm craving a sweet treat from you; can I have a Mounds Bar?

by chickensmama May 10, 2014

smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."

by Kinsey-Loo March 12, 2009

Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

Bar o'clock

The unspoken time at which everyone goes out to the bar. This time varies by season, city, age group, and type of bar.

"When are you going out tonight?"... "I don't know, around bar o'clock"

"Alright guys, enough pre-gaming, it's bar o'clock"

by KevInBmore February 10, 2009

Phone Bar

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.

Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

Flipping the Bar

Sexy, attractive, desirable.

"Damn, she's flipping the bar!"

by John Minor October 27, 2007