assholatry

Actions exemplifying those taken by an asshole

Bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry.

by ceasar_colorado June 28, 2009

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

assholectomy

A divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.

A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.

I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.

No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.

by RagDoll Customs January 15, 2011

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012

Asshole Tax

The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.

Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.

"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."

"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"

"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."

by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012

Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.

A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?

by FLT October 20, 2013