anal pendant

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.

1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.

by CaptainYellowShirt August 28, 2007

anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.

"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"

by Shannon May 13, 2005

super anal

A sex act between a man and woman in which the man penetrates the woman anally after a vibrator penetrates the vagina while set on its highest setting. The man will feel the vibration, which is the source of the superlative.

For my birthday, my girlfriend treated me to super anal--it was amazing.

by Kabong!!! November 9, 2015

Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.

Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat

by slimdeezy January 15, 2009

anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009