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Weird as anime 

A modern phrase to show weeaboos how weird they are.
That boy is as weird as anime.
Weird as anime by anssd March 1, 2022

dilemma of tacticool anime girl

When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.
Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .

bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.

The Horny three of the anime community

(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..

The Body Pillow Community

Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?

The Lolicons (pedophiles)

They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?

The hentai Community

Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them

I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"

So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.

and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community

"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.

"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".

Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick 

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke

who. anime 

an anime who nobody knows about but a other weeb adores.
weeb: Did you watch: NEGIMA?
Me: what is that who. anime?
who. anime by C,.BFDWGEFBKD X/. December 10, 2019

Anti-Anime 

A group of insensitive (yet hypocritical and impatient) people who hate Japanese animation with a passion, label it as a whole genre that so-calls demoralize humanity, discriminate anime fans, and show their hate by imaging an anime character dead or something like that. These people aren't the kindest people, nor are they very sane. This is another form of ignorance, and it ain't bliss!

Their Reasons for their excessive hate:
1. "Overused Artform."
2. AMVs, cosplayers, and the obssessive fans.
3. "Third-Rate" Animation
4. "The same, crappy storylines!"
5. "What reason?"
6. "It's a fact!"
Normal Anime Fan: I like anime, you?
Uninterested Viewer: I don't really like anime.
NAF: That's okay.
Anti-Anime Guy: Preach on, Uninterested Viewer! N.A.F., f**k off, fag!
NAF & UV: SHUT UP & GO TO HELL!
Anti-Anime by Andy Warhead February 16, 2007