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traffic accident

this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.
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delete your account

A way of saying "kill yourself" without getting arrested.
"You disagree with me? Delete your account! With a gun. In your mouth."
by Mickulty June 15, 2016
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accent whore

Girl who dates a guy because he has a sexy accent.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
What does Kristy see in that English guy?
Eh, she's just an accent whore
by StewieG wannabe August 4, 2009
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accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
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accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straightaccidentlypenetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions
Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.
by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018
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The acclaim

A badass car made by Plymouth before it turned into dodge. It has a pimped out red interior with automatic seatbelts. Some models are v6 which can support a hefty 140hp. It has automatic windows as well and according to tim conboy and jason altman... the back seat is great!!!
Tim's Acclaim just burned my brand new 05 Scion TC!!!!
by thebigcocknextdoor August 26, 2004
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