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Phillips Academy

A co-ed preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12, located in Andover, MA.

Campus size: 500 acres
Avg SAT: 2008
Endowment size: $820 million
Yearly tuition (boarding students): $39,100
Pops: Sorry honey, tell Madison his father has to stay at the office real late. Oh, and tell Consuela she has to take him to Kumon tonight.

Mother: Well Clive, I why don't we just send the boy to Phillips Academy. I don't want to keep on making Consuela stay late. She already complained to me about his tantrums and his spoiled behaviour. I am not going let that little fucker drive her to quit- I need my personal time Clive! I need that woman!

Pops: Alright I'll call Henry and see if I can pull some strings. And check with the SSAT tutors and tell them we'll pay whatever they want to put him to the soonest slot.
by MadisonBarnes January 6, 2009
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A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.

No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.
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Milton student: Milton
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Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry
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Episcopal Academy

The best school in the planet. All of the girls are super pretty and the guys are intelligent and athletic. Send your kid here and they will end up like bill gates.
Whats the best school in the world?
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Sacred Heart Academy

Know as SHA or SHAcademy, its a privite Catholic all s school. Its also the best school alive.
How was your first day at Sacred Heart Academy?
IT WAS SHATASTIC!!
by SHA ll November 4, 2009
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