Skip to main content

Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
mugGet the Twins and a Half mug.

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path
by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020
mugGet the I deserve a happy end mug.

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.
It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.
by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022
mugGet the Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss mug.

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021
mugGet the I think I broke a hamstring... mug.

the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.
Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.
by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013
mugGet the the 3 S's and a haircut mug.

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants
Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.
by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009
mugGet the sock, sock and a half mug.

shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit
That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!
by tomathon toe August 13, 2006
mugGet the shit and a half mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email