my woman

The good girl who stands by your side no matter what stupid shit you do up to and including fucking other bitches.

"C'mon baby. Let me hit this shit before my woman gets back wit the kids."

by ole girl September 27, 2009

womangina

I professional term used by prostitutes to exerpt their ability to attract men.

Her womangina sucked me into her inner vortex!

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Womanager

A woman of manager status who handles her shit more than a man can

You are one badass womanager

by Cyndelerella May 16, 2015

the indian woman

when you bang a chick while she's on the rag and then you pull it out and poke her on the forehead

my girl was on the rag last night so i gave her the indian woman to piss her off.

by stevo mcfoleyburger August 14, 2009

woman

After reading what men have posted about women on this site I want to say something to women.

Ladies, you know and I know that those demented tools who post hateful things about you are worthless pieces of shit. Ignore them. They have just finished watching rape porn and jerking off and decided to be clever.

Please don't become hard and never sink to their level. You must know that there are normal men out there who will always stick up for you.

As a man, I want to apologize for them and say that sometimes I am ashamed to be a man.

You fuckwits, ruin it for us normal men! Stop posting shit about women, woman, girl, girls!

by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010

perfect woman

Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.

guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!

by G August 4, 2003