Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023

Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023

Stole My Waffle

to put a kink in someone's plans, ruin something for them, or wreck their day

I was all set to go home on Friday afternoon when my boss dumped a bunch of crap on me. He totally stole my waffle.

by jmrs January 15, 2011

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017

candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint

You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle

by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017