wife beater

A wife beater is a t-shirt that is completely worn out and preferably has a few stains on it of an unknown origin. It should also be worn bare especially around the neck line.

Check out the wife beater (t shirt) he's got one.

Also - in conversation: Well Bob, you know Airdr*e Alberta is the wife beater capital of Canada.

It should also be clear that the definition refers to the actual shirt, not the guy wearing it, although it is only applicble to shits worn by guys.

by rockinjoedavis March 12, 2008

Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

by paftdunk July 1, 2019

... butchers wife

comparing your current status to 'a butchers wife' to show how strong your current emotion is.

'i'm hotter than a butchers wife'

'i'm dryer than a butchers wife'

'i'm more tired than a butchers wife'

by ad Smith September 23, 2004

wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

by chadsicle January 21, 2005

wife

an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

My place is a mess, I need a wife.

by Eric Darter January 31, 2008

wifey

ya chicky, 4 life, u tell ha shit,she tell u shit, u luv ha 2 death. A real girl!!

MIchelle n Shana are ma closets wifey'z 4 lyfe. i luv yall {no homo shiit} ya boo stephanie d. u alradii kno

by stephy_bu May 16, 2008

Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

by Princess Kitten Rei December 29, 2007