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"nice new wheels you got there sonny" - lovely new footwear
by east london mandem March 20, 2023
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party til the wheels fall off

When a Mexican in Pinal County, AZ, parties so hard that he gets in the car after being unsuccessful at trying to come up on a girl from work, almost gets in a fight, then leaves with his buddies, drunk as hell, ends of falling asleep at the wheel, hits an unknown object which causes one of his wheels to fall off, all the while he and his buddies are all passed out in the car, wakes up to the cops arresting him for a DUI. Firme!
"Last weekend we partied til the wheels fell off, literally. I was in tent city with Sheriff Joe. Tonight, we party til the wheels fall off again."
by balls-out in Pinal County October 26, 2013
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Wheels

Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.
Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?

Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.
by RollinWheels November 29, 2021
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Third Wheeling

Sexual position where one woman, laying on her back on edge of bed, is having sex with man, standing on floor. Second woman is standing on bed, bent over making out with first woman and being chowed by man
I’m gonna be third wheeling Jake and Erica later tonight
by Madam kamay November 30, 2021
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Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".
"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"
by fajonian March 11, 2022
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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
by Afakename June 27, 2024
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crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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