Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
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Get the Bank Wank mug.This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.
Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea
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Get the Welsh wank bank mug.Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.
Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”
Dude 1: “Damn.”
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Get the Weird Wank Wednesday mug.Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018
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