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flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
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e-wood

Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.
"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"
by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015
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ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.
OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.
by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019
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danny wood

Damn Danny wood is pretty dumb and is hot for gavin
by Big booty baller April 19, 2019
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Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg
by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019
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crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.
hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?
by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019
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wood water

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.
Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.
by Gunplay2600 September 25, 2019
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