Vegan

Little bitcn

What are you Vegan private?

by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

vegan zaza soy pie

an absolute delicacy of the modern age. a wholesome and epic treat for the whole family. consuming it will make your reddit karma increase tenfold and give you lots of big brain knowledge of science and atheism. like a frickin boss in a bottle of sauce!

one vegan zaza soy pie coming right up! have an epic day, my fellow male feminists!

vegan zaza soy pie is so punk and epic my dude. i frickin love science

biden spotted eating vegan zaza soy pie. biden is punk confirmed!!!!

🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵

🎵 we go through too much shit to eat vegan zaza soy pie 🎵

by gatheringstorm June 20, 2023

vagenius

when a woman is smart

damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.

by nathan.rnc August 26, 2023

Vegan

Lousy Hunter

James: the animal got away
Billy: that’s because your a lousy hunter
James: don’t call me a vegan!

by VeganHunter999 September 2, 2023

Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.

Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!

by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023

Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.

Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.

by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023