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vegenotable 

A combination of vegetable and not-able. It describes a person with a disability who gets into the game during the garbage time minutes but fails to hit the shot or score the touchdown. This causes them to gain a second extra chromosome.
"Brad, I can not believe you lit up that kid with down syndrome on the last play of the game!"
"It isn't my fault he's a vegenotable" - Brad
vegenotable by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021
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Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this
Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.
Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!
Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008

vegetable 

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.
vegetable by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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