Slimy Valley

A disparaging term for the city of Simi Valley, California.

"Slimy Valley is home to white, Reagan-era republican, racist, inbred, radioactive, chain-smoking, alcoholic, religious pedophiles that abuse methamphetamine while also berating the surrounding cities that have more dignity with the same amount of affluence."

by Fcking_Chuck July 19, 2022

round valley

the absolute worst school w the worst parties

ew you go to round valley?

by jizzflavoredjuulpods July 25, 2022

Don Valley

Is Don, Is Trails, Is Good

Just out for a rip are ya bud?

Ride Don Valley everyday!

by RealDL August 17, 2022

Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA

Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”

by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022

3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102

CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM

Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.

PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER

SIRIUSLY ROAD nearby as the MUSIC played where ANAL ALAN went to get a sandwich where they said " we need your full name , " butt wait all I want is a SUBMARINE SANDWICH at 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #14 in LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 89102 but I notice where is THE RESTR00M , "WE DON'T HAVE ANY, " this is only the SUBWAY' BUS YAW N0.

So DR. JOFFE TEL AVIV ISRAEL well hate to tell you before 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 as the CIA but wait in ISRAEL it is called , " M0SSAD" AND AMD DR 0SS is ADVANCED MICR0 DEVICES has inside of it "THE IMM0RTALITY RULE" that is NEVER WR0NG.

At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 ...SAVE Y0UR LIFE when you SENSE ..(3) 140 (N)AKED S(H)ITEATER EAT SHIT TUNc sout(H) valley view las vegas, (N)evada 1 9 33 = SCAT = SHIT CA(N) ASS(H)0LE THREE

by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022

Valley Famous

Somebody who is famous in Castro Valley bu nowhere else

That dude organized s cruise night he Valley Famous

by ValleyRules August 29, 2022

Cowork Valley

A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.

There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.

Oh no, I have to submit a presentation! 'm glad I can reserve a conference room at Cowork Valley.

by we are very September 1, 2022