tardfarm

a retarded person who makes more dumb ass kids who can't read till there 18

me: wow he retarded

my BOI: he has kids
me: oh hes a tardfarm

by bigboimikey August 2, 2018

Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.

1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly

That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...

by Erty April 18, 2008

He-tard

A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions

(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...

by blackproton November 15, 2009

Glee-tard

One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.

Glee-Tard glee retard singer special

by Trev-DaddyC December 14, 2012

full-on tard

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.

Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.

by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008