Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

by JMF <3 April 7, 2007

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008

tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

Treehouse

A rumpus room inhabited by division 1 athletes in which bukkakes and various forms of anal stimulation are everyday practice.

I am so tired I need to relieve some stress in the treehouse.

by Papa G. January 15, 2010

Tree-D

The dimension in which you are watching a movie, while high on marijuana, usually enhancing any effects.

Matt: Joe, did you see Alice In Wonderland in 3-D yet.

Joe: Dude, I saw that shit in Tree-D and it still sucked. Go figure!

by J.rollo April 25, 2010