Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022

Toilet

A legendary item where your pee and focus goes as you sit on it naked

My toilet is golden

by Andrew tate has a buggati November 21, 2022

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Toiletlingering

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on

man that toiletlingering felt good

by Trovitompson March 30, 2023

Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.

Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!

by Trollfuck April 5, 2023