Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

Conway County

The closest place where folks in Conway and Russellville, Arkansas can buy beer

"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Schley County Highschool

A school full of teachers pets, weird cat girls, bitches who think they can change they name when they look like a grown ass man, trashy white bitches who drink trulias and fuck the entire baseball team, fake gang bangin ass niggas who wannabees and ain't really living like dat, and weird ugly ahh teachers with mentapause and anger issues mr.andrews cool tho but yeah your welcome

I unfortunately go to Schley County Highschool what school do you go to?

by Schs March 22, 2022

Coryell County

See: Hell
Hate it but gotta love it at the same time even though it's a little Podunk town.

Living in Coryell County is like being stuck in a big-ass rut.

by -Opi- October 7, 2008

Jay county

AH jay county known as jay tucky jay tucky is where all the hicks and Mexicans live but Jay county highschool have alot of nic heads and pot heads and the bathrooms are were they go to get nicced up or high

boy 1: have you heard of jay county

boy 2: you mean jay tucky?

by yourdad2020 December 8, 2020

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021